But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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