I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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