Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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