Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
she woke up with a sticky ear
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
