so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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