i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Randomize
