All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
It's shark week go big or go home
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
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