Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize