My friends, they love my intelligence
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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