thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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