windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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