My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
someone threw a dead crab at me
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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