It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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