He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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