I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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