I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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