Whod you bang
I heard we made out
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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