Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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