So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
i out mim tonsoeep
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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