Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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