everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
The chlamydia really affected his face.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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