the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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