don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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