Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
he fucked my hip out of place.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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