But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Operation Purity has been aborted
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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