just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
