honey bunches of taint.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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