so that wasnt chicken after all
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
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