I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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