I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
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