what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Randomize