I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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