The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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