I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
why is half of my head shaved?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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