Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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