oh god the rape fog is back!
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Randomize
