used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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