I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
Randomize
