Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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