I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm determined to sit on that face.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Randomize
