Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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