My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
We named our party play list daddy issues
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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