you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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