Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
she was so not down for the gang bang
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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