Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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