I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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