I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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