I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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