yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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