I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
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He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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