i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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