Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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