It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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