let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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