Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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